okay so the best part about the renaissance fair at my town is robin hood and lil' jon's 'seven deadly sins' variety show.
first, it's hilarious! they are so funny, and it doesn't even seem like they're trying, the show is different every time, but always just as funny because half the time, they're making it up as they go.
second, it's extremely raunchy. it's crazy the kinds of jokes they can make! they sing a song about fucking a moose, and say, 'parents, if you're children are laughing harder than you are at any of our jokes today, they learned it in public school, and it's not our fault.'
third, robin hood looks exactly like dave grohl. maybe a couple pounds heavier, but he makes up for it by wearing tights. mmm. =] oh and this year they added something about being gangstas in their show. like, they sing one of their songs, then they rap one of the verses and they're like 'THATCH THE ROOF, THATCH THE ROOF YO!!!' and it's perfect 'cause the one guy's name is lil' jon. haha. i always think that the renaissance fair is going to be extremely lame, but they totally make it all better.
i got some nasty sunburn though, which isn't much fun.
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wow, i might have to check that out next year...
silly child, i cant believe you just dissed yourself in my post.
OMG! my fave person on ffr (dead romantic) finally made his new profile! YAY! he's one of the few people on there who can actually hold up their end of a conversation. made me happy. =]
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